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标题: 测试一下你是不是蕾丝边（转，当然是转，难道还是原创的不成） [打印本页]

作者: 小黄瓜 时间: 2008-5-8 13:38
标题: 测试一下你是不是蕾丝边（转，当然是转，难道还是原创的不成）
An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.
She turned to the cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working
cows,going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves,bailing hay, doctoring calves,cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs,so I guess I am a cowboy.'
She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As
soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women.When I shower, I
think about women.When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think
about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of
women.'
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'
He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a
lesbian.

作者: Sika 时间: 2008-5-8 13:40
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作者: 老孙 时间: 2008-5-8 13:41
。。。。。。。。
what a 2 cowboy he is

作者: StarEmpire 时间: 2008-5-8 13:43
做人不能太2

作者: sosozsy 时间: 2008-5-8 13:43
牛仔背背山。

作者: jere 时间: 2008-5-8 13:45

作者: 老孙 时间: 2008-5-8 13:46
except ture girls or women

the rest 8daers should be 蕾丝边

[ 本帖最后由老孙于 2008-5-8 13:54 编辑 ]

作者: sosozsy 时间: 2008-5-8 13:50

原帖由老孙于 2008-5-8 13:46 发表
besides ture girls or women

the rest 8daers should be 蕾丝边

也包括您吗

作者: 小黄瓜 时间: 2008-5-8 13:52

原帖由老孙于 2008-5-8 13:46 发表
besides ture girls or women

the rest 8daers should be 蕾丝边

what about gay?

作者: 老孙 时间: 2008-5-8 13:52
I spend my whole day thinking about men. As
soon as I get up in the morning, I think about men.When I shower, I
think about men.When I watch TV, I think about men. I even think
about men when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of
men．

作者: 老孙 时间: 2008-5-8 13:52

原帖由 小黄瓜 于 2008-5-8 13:52 发表

what about gay?

should be

not must be

作者: 老孙 时间: 2008-5-8 13:53

原帖由老孙于 2008-5-8 13:52 发表
I spend my whole day thinking about men. As
soon as I get up in the morning, I think about men.When I shower, I
think about men.When I watch TV, I think about men. I even think
about men when I eat ...

and i am not gay.

作者: Sfiles 时间: 2008-5-8 13:54
文盲票过

作者: 啥是B呀 时间: 2008-5-8 13:58

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