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麦当劳医生提交:
一个男人冲进急诊室吼着, 我老婆在出租车里，她不行了，马上要生了
我赶紧拿上我的家伙，冲到出租车旁，然后掀起那女士的裙子，开始扒下内裤
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我意识到，这里有好几个出租车，好像我找错了出租车.............
1. A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in
the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress
, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were
several cabs -and I was in the wrong one.
Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald |
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I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only the essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived.
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发表于 2007-11-22 01:50
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