考考大家的英语水平，谁能给翻译一下？

小傻哥

Sell your mother forced to sell the money to feed you!
Now you and your father, your uncle, your grandfather group P really dead,
That your mother had no money to support you!
I sympathize with also very worried about you only eat shit can live to go under?
Tell you a good idea, you fuck your mother die of the MV to the network,
Although your mother old color bad, you name it is hot point,
I suggested that four generations group exercises to death!
With the click rate, estimated that you do not need every day eat shit?
Good idea?

rolin

wo kan bu dong lz shuo shen me
cao ni ma hao ma ?

菊花茶洗手

卖你的母亲被迫出售的钱来养活你！
现在你和你的父亲，你的叔叔，你爷爷P组真的死了，
你母亲没有钱来支持你！
我同情也很担心你只吃屎能活下去？
告诉你一个好主意，你他妈的MV你母亲的死对网络，
虽然你母亲年老色衰，你的名字是热点，
我认为，四代群体练习死亡！
与点击率，估计你不需要每天都吃屎？
好主意吗？

来自百度在线翻译

你踩着我脚了

cjy1976

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litangjian

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