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发表于 2007-10-25 11:45 |只看该作者 |倒序浏览
When should a player ask to be traded? Should he even ask at all? I'm not talking about a guy sitting on the bench that wants more playing time. Everyone can understand that. I'm talking about your franchise player, the guy on your team who makes millions. The one who plays all the minutes, takes all the shots and has the adoring fans. The one who plays in the second-largest sports market in the country. (I'm talking about Kobe Bryant, of course.)
当一个打球的家伙要求被交易的时候,是不是这件事情要弄得全世界人都知道呢? 我老人家在这里说的当然不是那些坐在冰凉的板凳上等待更多上场机会的菜鸟,每个人都知道,嘿嘿。我说的是你的特权球员,弄走球队百千万年薪,占据所有作秀时间,控制每次投篮并且得到千万球迷宠爱的家伙。 这家伙在全美第二体育市场展示着自我(是的,大爷我说的是科比这家伙)

First, let's get this straight: There is no, I repeat no, loyalty in pro basketball. Many think that team owners have this loyalty to players for their service. That's far from the truth. So why should players have this unconditional loyalty? They shouldn't. However, they should have a code of ethics to abide by. Let me tell you a quick story about teams and franchise players. When I was a kid growing up in Queens, N.Y., in the '70s, Walt "Clyde" Frazier was my man. Forget my man – he was New York. With his style and bravado (don't forget his game), he helped lead the Knicks to countless wins and their first championship in franchise history. He should have retired a Knick. But the Knicks traded an aging Clyde to Cleveland, and I cried myself to sleep. No loyalty! Should I go on? 我们开门见山吧,我想重复下,在职业篮球中从来就没有他妈的所谓忠诚!很多鸟人也许都认为球队boss总该因为球员的累死累活对球员们忠诚点吧?我告诉你这纯粹就是他妈的扯淡!所以作为球员干嘛要愚忠?完全没必要嘛。  不过话虽如此,有些潜规则他们还是需要遵守的 让我迅速来分享个关于球队和特权球员的小故事吧,当我70年代在纽约皇后街作为小p孩快乐成长的时候,Walt "Clyde" Frazier就是我的偶像哪! 偶像,丫就是纽约的象征。在丫装b而自信的风格带领下,尼克斯队取得了无数的胜利并历史上首夺联赛冠军。按道理说老子的偶像该终老尼克斯吧,但你猜尼克斯队那帮混蛋干了什么?他们把老子的偶像送到了克利夫兰,奶奶的,老子幼小的心灵收到了伤害。那天晚上睡不着觉,因为大爷我哭了。。。。。。 这世界就没有他妈的什么忠诚!!!我们继续?

  Kareem to Los Angeles and Monroe to the Knicks. Fast-forward to Dominique out of Atlanta, Ewing to Seattle, Shaq to Miami, K.G. to Boston. All those cities that lost those stars had some kid crying his eyes out. It's not about loyalty. It's about business deals, salary caps and states of the franchise. So again, does a player have the right to ask to be traded? Of course. But there is and always will be an unwritten law of basketball etiquette. My favorite rapper of all time, Notorious B.I.G., recorded a song that described the unwritten codes of crime. Well, here is my now-written version of the 10 Basketball Trade Commandments. These are the rules that any player who wants to be traded should go by.
这样的事情还有卡利姆(贾巴尔?)之于湖人,Monroe之于尼克斯。近一点的有威尔金斯被赶出亚特兰大,Ewing被赶到西雅图,奥胖东渡迈阿密,加内特跳槽波士顿等等。这些城市都失去了自己的当家明星,也让那些孩子们哭红了眼睛 其实这个和忠诚没多少关系,呵呵,完全是商业事宜,工资帽和正式规定的事。这里我们又要说,那一个球员到底有没有权力申请被交易呢?傻瓜,当然有。不过,这一切都要基于美国篮球运动(NBA)的潜规则呀。。。 敝室任何时候都欢迎的访客,“大狼”先生(声名狼藉的BIG)曾录了首描述犯罪潜规则的歌,NB呀,所以这里老子也作了十条我眼中的NBA交易戒律,每个想被交易的球员爱遵不遵都应该遵循下哈

1. Never talk about being underpaid so you can be traded. No one cares about a millionaire needing more money. The cheddar breeds jealousy.
第一条  千万别他妈的说你赚的少所以想被交易! 谁会关切一个百万富翁的哭穷?奶奶的,对于穷人而言,富人的一片小干奶酪也会让他们产生妒忌

2. Never let anyone know how much you want to go. You have to move in silence. When you make a splash about being traded, you get no sympathy from fans or teammates.
第二条  千万别让任何人知道太多你想去哪里的信息!  你得偷偷的干,否则当你丫把交易搞的火花四溅,你的粉丝谁还刁你?

3. Never trust the press. If you think you're talking off the record, think again. The media will only complicate your demands and also put out false rumors. 第三条  别他妈的相信媒体!  好好仔细再想想你的谈话在被录音哈。那些媒体只会把你的意思搞复杂,然后放出乱七八糟的流言

4. Never diss your teammates. Just because you want out doesn't mean you take the team out on the way out. The worst thing to say is you want to leave because the team needs help. Your present teammates will say, "Well, if you're that good, then why don't you carry us while your future teammates look at you like a backstabber."
第四条  别他妈抱怨队友!  是你自己要转会又不是你的球队要转会,最的事情是弄的好像是球队需要帮助你才离开。这样的话,你队友会说,操,你真牛,当你以后的那些队友骂你丫是个背后小人的时候你怎么不带着我们?

5. Another person off limits in your trade tirade is the coach. Most coaches get in the trenches with you. You have to respect authority even if he can't draw up a winning play.
第五条  另一个你交易途中的需要对其保持(尊重)底线的人物是教练。  所有的教练都和你站在同一个战壕里的,你得尊重这帮孙子的权威即时这帮孙子确实不靠谱

6. Never publicly say which cities you want to go. Why alienate all the fans in your present city when most cried every tear with you?
第六条  千万别大摇大摆的说你要去哪个城市。  为啥米要疏远那些曾为你落下每一滴眼泪的球迷呢?

7. Keep your family and business completely separated. This rule is so underrated. Never have family or friends give quotes to the press. Handle your own business. You can't appear as a momma's boy.
第七条  让家人和生意完全远离。  这是条容易被忽视的规律,千万别让你的家人和朋友在媒体面前JJYY。自己控制住自己的事,你丫早不是妈妈抱着的小孩了

8. Tell your agent to be an agent and not a quote machine. Let him negotiate the deal behind closed doors. No matter how you slice it, if you have your agent speak for you in the paper he makes you appear weak and greedy.
第八条  告诉你的经纪人老老实实做个经纪人,别他妈像个吸血鬼!  让他丫在紧闭的屋子里谈事。不管你分丫多少佣金,如果你让丫在报纸上说起你保证丫会让你的形象看起来糟糕和贪婪

9. Never miss games, practices or team functions trying to get traded. Respect the game. (This rule could be No. 1, actually.)
第九条  尝试着被交易的时候也别不上场,不练习,不参加球队活动。  要尊重篮球!(这个才是最重要的)

10. Remember that someone has to want you to be traded.
第十条  记得很多人都看热闹般希望你被交易

Kobe's problem is never on the court. The problem is he breaks the unwritten rules, the etiquette rules. It makes him easy to watch on the court but hard to root for. Without question, he is the best player to watch in the game today. You just don't want to read what he has to say in the paper or hear about it on the radio.
科比的问题在于丫从来不在这个潜规则里,丫破坏了不成文的规定。 他对于这些规则易见难守。除此之外的问题是,丫是最如今NB的NBA球员,谁不想再报纸上或者收音机里读到他的言论呢?  

Auther: Kenny Smith is the NBA analyst for Yahoo! Sports. Check out "The Jet" at http://kennythejet.com. Send Kenny a question or comment for potential use in a future column or webcast.
Translator: XLIA is an unfamous NBA analyst for SINA SPORTS。Check out "darkmore" athttp://blog.sina.com.cn/darkmore。^^

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我昨天在PS看了,老鱼,嘿嘿
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老子不是北京人
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翻译的太粗俗,原文没有这么流氓的口气,是翻译者自己加了那么多“他妈的”,显得很没水平,肆意歪曲原文的意图
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当个老大容易吗
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