to Unlearn from Porn: Blowjob Basics

carass

Hey girls. Bobble-head blowjobs don't cut it.

JFYI. (Yes, that abbreviation will become a "thing" and I'm at the drum major in that march.)

The porn scene: Guy sits down. Girl kneels down and puts 1/8 of guy's penis in mouth. She proceeds to bob head up and down, moving the 1/8 portion in and out like a trashy metronome.

The reality scene: Guy sits down. Girl kneels down and puts 1/8 of penis in mouth and bobs up and down like a metronome. Guy carefully contemplates whether or not he should grab her head and take over.

For those of you who can only swallow an eighth of cock without gagging, don't fret. Many women don't know that the most sensitive part of a cock is NOT at the base -- deep-throating doesn't feel good because your forehead hits his pelvis.

The underside of the head of his penis is a sort of bullseye of nerve endings (called the corona) that, when licked/rubbed/touched, feels damn good.

So if you're able to take it all in and more, great. When you feel the head hit the back of your throat, start moving your swallowing muscles and brace yourself.

And if you're only able to take in a little bit, make sure your tongue pays attention to that
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​sweet spot. Treat it like you're eating a very frozen ice cream cone: Lick it gingerly and you'll never make any progress, but add pressure and use more surface area, and that ice cream will melt in your mouth in no time.

Regardless of your oral capacity, if you want to give good head, don't be timid. A penis isn't scary and it isn't gross. If you think otherwise, you might want to team up with that dude who "doesn't go down there" and have a drink or two. You two will be very happy together.



女孩儿们，点头式的口活儿其实不给力。

    JFYI. (Yes, that abbreviation will become a "thing" and I'm at the drum major in that march.)

这是只给你的信息哦（Just For Your Information）。（是的，上面说的那个短语正在变成一个词，而我强烈支持以上观点）

    The porn scene: Guy sits down. Girl kneels down and puts 1/8 of guy's penis in mouth. She proceeds to bob head up and down, moving the 1/8 portion in and out like a trashy metronome.

片里的情形一般是：男人坐着。女孩儿跪下来，然后把那话儿的八分之一吞进嘴里。她开始上下移动头，把这八分之一吞进吞出，像个坏掉了的节拍器。

    The reality scene: Guy sits down. Girl kneels down and puts 1/8 of penis in mouth and bobs up and down like a metronome. Guy carefully contemplates whether or not he should grab her head and take over.

现实的场景是：男人坐着。女孩儿跪下来，然后把那话儿的八分之一吞进嘴里，然后开始像个节拍器似的上下移动。男人则很认真的在思考，是否应该扶住她的头，就此接管（所以其实这时候他们感觉一般般）。

    For those of you who can only swallow an eighth of cock without gagging, don't fret. Many women don't know that the most sensitive part of a cock is NOT at the base -- deep-throating doesn't feel good because your forehead hits his pelvis.

对于只能吞下八分之一的长度（再吞进去就得呕了）的女性，你们其实不用着急。很多女性不知道，那话儿最敏感的地方本来就不在根部——深喉根本没有很美妙，因为你的前额会撞到他的盆骨。

    The underside of the head of his penis is a sort of bullseye of nerve endings (called the corona) that, when licked/rubbed/touched, feels damn good.

男人那话儿头部下方的神经末梢才是你应该对准的靶心：当这个位置被舔、摩擦、触碰的时候，他感觉简直要飞起来了。

    So if you're able to take it all in and more, great. When you feel the head hit the back of your throat, start moving your swallowing muscles and brace yourself.

所以如果你把这个制高点给占领了，基本上就成功了。当你感觉到那话儿的头部已触碰到你喉咙的后方，这时候可以开始把你的吞咽肌运动起来，并且振奋起来，准备迎接下面的动作。

    And if you're only able to take in a little bit, make sure your tongue pays attention to that​sweet spot. Treat it like you're eating a very frozen ice cream cone: Lick it gingerly and you'll never make any progress, but add pressure and use more surface area, and that ice cream will melt in your mouth in no time.

如果你只能吞进去一点点，那么确保你的舌头对制高点的控制。像吃非常冷的雪糕一样对待它：非常小心地添，不用挪开到其他地方去，只要继续加压并且利用舌头的更多面积，放心吧，最后这个雪糕会很快地融化在你嘴里的。

    Regardless of your oral capacity, if you want to give good head, don't be timid. A penis isn't scary and it isn't gross. If you think otherwise, you might want to team up with that dude who "doesn't go down there" and have a drink or two. You two will be very happy together.

请不要对你的口中的容积太过于在意而放不开，如果你想给他一个绝好的享受，就不要害羞。那话儿其实并不可怕，也并不恶心。可是如果你不这么想，你也可以做“我不接受口活儿”的那种人，跟他喝一两杯酒就好。你们在一起也还是会很开心的啦。