香港同胞的帖子 So many Hydralisks in China

琴瑟琵琶

Because of my job, I spent most of the week in mainland China. During my stay here, I need to get accustom to the large population of native hydralisks that dwells in the country.

There are so many spitting attack throughout the day that you must be on guard all the time. Spitting attack can can from stationary hydralisk, walking hydralisk or worst, hydralisk on moving vehicles. Many of the local type have achieved the range upgrade, after years and years of practice.

Local hydralisks are usually a peaceful race that excels at GDP building activities. However, they have a very uncommon biological activity where the individual must clear their throat and spit out volleys of toxic fluid. Terran scientist have extensive research on this fluid and conclude that it contains a wide range of hazardous bacteria and advice terran personnel to distance themselves from such substance.

I am not a racist (and I am Chinese anyways), but sometimes, after a long day of work, the last thing you want is to hear the throat clearing sound and then a taxi driver suddenly open his window and land his projectile on your shoes.

p.s. I think the cultural revolution is to blame, at least HK, Macau and Taiwan are not like that.... But how long it will take to fix this? Three decades? One century? Two thousand years ago Confucius already taught about manner (at least that's what I learn in school); but now China is like this...


Teamliquid的帖子，会被和谐吗？

树熊YC

谁来翻译一手~

graces

大学生很忙

刺蛇。。。

baggiozerg

二十九分半

看完了，懒得吐槽

风剑

这怎么会被和谐呢？
   本来就存在这种问题， 随地吐痰...
果断是Teamliquid帖啊    其中提到了两个星际中的词
    刺蛇  和  Terran

luya0002

国人的吐痰确实奇葩

风剑

不过有些各应啊  
  Local hydralisks are usually a peaceful race that excels at GDP building activities.

牛clear

鸟人，没见我们是吸二恶英长大的。

arthurx

全世界随便挑一个香港人 纯傻逼的几率>80%







话说回来 随地吐痰确实很不好 不过我没觉得有那么多

hpPlayer

看不懂

zamble

一个人在路边被出租车司机吐痰吐到的几率有多大？

podmilk1104

during  my stay here???错的吧？

SimoN