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说起处男,炒股还是很猛的,不过以前跟他炒股亏过一次 |
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![]() 在8da我现在只骂两种人,一是骂我的,二是骂旺财的,看着办! |
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熊和兔子在森林里便便,完了熊问兔子“你掉毛吗?” 兔子说“不掉~”
于是熊就拿起兔子擦屁股。 |
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如果说人与人的相遇不过是久别重逢 那么人类的进步 也不过是被重新唤醒的记忆
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![]() If possible,I will seize your hand forever... |
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Are you watching closely?
Look closer,never show anyone. They'll beg you, and they'll flatter you for the secret, but as soon as you give it up, you'll be nothing to them. You understand? Nothing. The secret impresses no one. The trick you use it for is everything. ![]() |
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你这么吊,为什么还没有女朋友
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![]() 我卖西瓜你嫌贵。你就要杀我啊? |
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不论哪个姑娘的名字,后头加 个“.rmvb”或者“.avi”,看上去顿时就有了一种别样的暧昧与风骚……
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