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光明执政官

我不是个稻草人不做梦不还手

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电梯直达

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发表于 2010-10-9 20:43 |只看该作者 |正序浏览

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If you spread your legs and you had bourbon dripping from your breasts and your pussy and said 'drink here‘; then I could fall in love with you. Because then I would have a purpose. To clean you up and that, that would prove that I'm worth something. I'd lick you clean so that you could go away and fuck someone else.

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Z_shaPT

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大和

人生如戏，全靠演技。

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发表于 2010-10-9 22:35 |只看该作者

额真的假的啊

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观阴大湿

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大和

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发表于 2010-10-9 22:34 |只看该作者

LZ不关心房事,转而关心军事了?

向我祈祷吧! 渺小的众生!

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zamble

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主区版主

处是一种生活态度

Rank: 8 Rank: 8 Rank: 8 Rank: 8

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发表于 2010-10-9 21:25 |只看该作者

确实能笑死人

It's the best day of times,it's the worst day of times;

it was the age of wisdom,it was the age of foolishness;

it was the epoch of belief,it was the epoch of incredulity;

it was the season of light,it was the season of darkness;

it was the spring of hope,it was the winter of despair;

we had everything before us,we had nothing before us;

we were all going direct to Heaven,we were all going direct the other way.